(The Humanitarian Social Network)
Aid Worker Pickup Lines...
“Guess we’d better test these reproductive health kits ourselves….”
“Your pipeline is soooo big!”
“Don’t worry: I can do distribution all night long.”
“Care to join me for a needs assessment?”
“Is that a Thuraya in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?”
“Damn, the electricity is out. Looks like the only thing we have is the spark between us….”
“I have a warehouse of expiring condoms…”
“This one time, on the Jalalabad road….”
Taxi driver showed girl his driving license and said, “See? It says here that I’m authorized to transport dangerous cargo. That would be you!” *wink, wink*
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Not exactly a pickup line (or maybe it is), but I keep hearing phrases like "geographically single" or "mission single" in relief contexts.
Actually heard this one during one of the many nights our generator acted up
"I have a battery powered fan, wanna come in my tent and cool off?"